my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
i’m really good at making plans and then not wanting to do them when the time comes
i found this series of stock images that are supposed to be of bullying but they just look really gay to me