yzma:

the chicken from season 1 is more important than larry

rvya:

that’s it. that’s the whole show.

(Source: orangeskins)

magnezone:

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 

starllex:

when you see a dog from across the street 

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cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

misbeliefs:

i have abs………olutely nothing

fappuclno:

boutta take the ride of my life

fappuclno:

boutta take the ride of my life

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

(Source: weheartit.com)

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

troyesivanisjesus:

i want this engraved on my gravestone

troyesivanisjesus:

i want this engraved on my gravestone

(Source: theonion)

(Source: professionalqueen)

ohdaesusie:

this world is so fucked up like one of my friends has carpeting in his bathroom instead of tile like how can someone hate themselves that much

happywater:

hey how you doin lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear