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foodchewer:

the motto

foodchewer:

the motto

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shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

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babyferaligator:

sighprincess:

What are some cool sex positions

standing at the ATM handin me all ur money

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potassiurn:

you want the d?

oh you mean my

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drarna:

im in no position to have high standards but it doesn’t stop me

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internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

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kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

sexaulity:

iconic

sexaulity:

iconic

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