college should be $25

corporalcarp:

when you say that you’re going to bed but then you see a thing you want to reblog

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

how many columns does a florist shop have

i dont know but they have a lot of rose

potato-tots:

missingeharmony:

potato-tots:

potato-tots:

what do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?

a pastatute

how many people unfollowed you because of this

20

burqalicious:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

mariillustriousmakinami:

having a problem you literally cant talk to anyone about

heronqueenblues:

“Party In the U.S.S.R.” by Miley Czyrovanjkovich

janecrocker:

janecrocker:

janecrocker:

my kraft dinner cup says “do not leave microwave unattended” whats it going to do choke on the macaroni noodles

i left the microwave unattended

someone stole my macaroni

(Source: pixeflutters)

jakemalik:

*white girl voice* like