fappuclno:

boutta take the ride of my life

fappuclno:

boutta take the ride of my life

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thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

troyesivanisjesus:

i want this engraved on my gravestone

troyesivanisjesus:

i want this engraved on my gravestone

(Source: theonion)

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ohdaesusie:

this world is so fucked up like one of my friends has carpeting in his bathroom instead of tile like how can someone hate themselves that much

happywater:

hey how you doin lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear

heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: nice

*PETS a dog*

me: NICE

weedjoke420:

no offense but what the fuck am i doing

(Source: weetzieglass)

prestonscactus:

The “Fifty Shades of Grey” movie looks pretty brutal.

prestonscactus:

The “Fifty Shades of Grey” movie looks pretty brutal.

kardashianklothing:

me: leaves a photoshoot half way to punch birds and shake bushes to hunt down energy.

(Source: yxyv)